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amoying:

imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.

Wow that’s really insensitive tulips CAN’T play soccer because their genetics don’t allow for it but they can actually make SUN FOOD but do you care? no because you have culturally defined standards for acceptable pass times you don’t love living beings you’re just a homo sapien supremacist. 

(via allthelonelypeopleontheroad)

obliviousruska:

richarcl:

what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle

did you mean eurovision

(via thatwhoviansynesthete)

theniamsextapes:

mollyiswideawake:

Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then

bitch it might be

(via thatwhoviansynesthete)

hashedtag:

If You Give a White Girl an iPhone - a children’s book

(via thatwhoviansynesthete)

equalist:

“rap isn’t music” roughly translated into modern english “Poop poop peee pee i’m a baby i shit my pants”

(Source: kusakaryuuji, via baxtavius)